七十歲老媽媽發現四十五歲的單身兒子是…

剛剛在Amazon上面逛到的
有個網友在2008年七月時對一本"The Big Penis Book"所作的評論
她說:

Oh dear. I am a 70 year old woman and I just happened across this big penis book in my son’s room. My son is 45 years old and still single. I think he might be gay. That said, his big penis book is now in my room under my bed. So now my 45 year old single son is probably gay and angry. Well, he should get a job anyway or at least go find some real penis and stop reading about them in books like this. Good Lord this is a big penis book. And I love a big penis. And so does my son, apparently. I give this book ten thumbs up. I can’t believe I never knew he was gay. He should get a job. Maybe as a dancer. Anyway, if you like a big penis, you will like this big penis book. Lord there are big penis’s in this book. I mean big. Oh dear.

(天啊。我是個七十歲的老太婆，剛在我兒子房間裡發現這本大陰莖書。我兒子四十五歲，還是單身，我想他可能是同志。他這本大陰莖書目前在我房間裡藏在我的床底下。我兒子很可能既gay[雙關語: 同志/快樂]又生氣。其實他應該好好找個工作或是至少找根真正的陰莖，而不是在書中尋找。老天，這本真的是大陰莖書。我愛大陰莖，顯然我兒子也是。我會給這本書十根大拇指讚揚。我無法相信我竟然從不知道他是同志。他應該找個工作，舞者也說不定。無論如何，如果你喜歡大陰莖，你就會喜歡這本大陰莖書。天啊，這書裡果真有大陰莖。真的大。天啊。)